Wednesday, January 19, 2011

You know you're a mom when...

You reach in your purse for lip gloss and pull out Baby Orajel instead.

You consider waking up at 8am "sleeping in".

You say the word "poopy" at least 5 times a day.

You can walk around all day with pureed carrots in your hair and not even notice.

You count the minutes until bedtime but then miss your baby once he's asleep.

You can do almost anything with one hand.

You pray nobody calls your house or rings your doorbell during nap-time.

You need 30 minutes to get out of the house just to run a 10 minute errand.

You forget what a full night's sleep feels like.

You sniff another human's butt multiple times a day.

1 comment:

  1. Too funny:) My husband is amazed what I can do around the house with the baby on my hip.The butt sniffing one gave me a good laugh. Very cute.