You reach in your purse for lip gloss and pull out Baby Orajel instead.
You consider waking up at 8am "sleeping in".
You say the word "poopy" at least 5 times a day.
You can walk around all day with pureed carrots in your hair and not even notice.
You count the minutes until bedtime but then miss your baby once he's asleep.
You can do almost anything with one hand.
You pray nobody calls your house or rings your doorbell during nap-time.
You need 30 minutes to get out of the house just to run a 10 minute errand.
You forget what a full night's sleep feels like.
You sniff another human's butt multiple times a day.