Thursday, August 9, 2012

Waving the white flag

For all the

refusing to brush your teeth and locking your jaw shut every single time I attempt to get in there myself,

ripping whatever you're eating into a thousand tiny pieces then throwing them across the room,

standing in front me while I vacuum and refusing to move out of my way,

asking to eat 24/7 then telling me "I no like it" no matter what I give you,

dumping a bowl of cheez-its on the couch,

to having a daily red-faced, snot-nosed, can't breathe because you're crying so hard meltdown over NOTHING....

I give up.

I give in.

I surrender.

(Does admitting defeat against the terrible two's make them them go away any faster?!?!?!)

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