For all the
refusing to brush your teeth and locking your jaw shut every single time I attempt to get in there myself,
ripping whatever you're eating into a thousand tiny pieces then throwing them across the room,
standing in front me while I vacuum and refusing to move out of my way,
asking to eat 24/7 then telling me "I no like it" no matter what I give you,
dumping a bowl of cheez-its on the couch,
to having a daily red-faced, snot-nosed, can't breathe because you're crying so hard meltdown over NOTHING....
I give up.
I give in.
(Does admitting defeat against the terrible two's make them them go away any faster?!?!?!)